Texting for the past few weeks with my most favorite guy so far from the site. Haven’t met him in person yet though, so I just don’t know…. However, this guy’s pictures are adorable. I was originally struck by his likeness to the actor who played Alicia Silverstone’s step-brother in Clueless…
whom I’ve had a little crush on ever since I first saw that movie. He’s only a year younger than I(bonus!), has a good job, and his texts really make me laugh. Here’s a play-by-play of the most recent one from this morning. (My personal remarks which were NOT texted are in italics):
M: Good morning. So ru seeing someone now?
K:I’ve been on a few 1st dates from the site, but no I’m not. Why? What made u think that? Ru seeing someone now? I hope not!! (yeah, I ventured out a little bit with this one! Not sure if that was too “telling”?)
M: Nope nobody haven’t even met anyone (Phew…thank Gawd…because he hasn’t even met me either!! This is really good to hear!)
K: Ahhh good (4 ME @least! Hehe:)) I’m mostly on there trying to make friends in this area (yes, this is true) but I really do like what I know so far about u and ur personality (GAWWDD…look at me just hang myself out there….wtf is wrong with me??!! Thank God my texts make it impossible to put the little “Do you like me? Yes or No boxes!!)
M: Really huh? LOL
K: Yes. Was that a bad thing to admit? I never claimed to be good @ the whole playin-it-cool-dating thing…lol
M: No its not a bad thing 2admit
K: Ok:) What’s up w/ u 2day? How’d u sleep? How’s ur pinky toe? What color r ur socks? Why’d u think I was seeing some1 anyway? Was it my FB? Yes, this IS an informal investigation BTW…
M: Class. Good. Neglected. White. Hunch. Yes.
(A period of time elapses here after this one…I didn’t respond.)
M: Sooo tired and bored
K: Hmmm…wanna play tic-tac-pinky-toe? Haha..j/k…hey, u could always write that inspirational poem about cheese I’ve been begging u for…
M: I wanna play something
K: Hmmm…no poem then I take it? Well, FINE:( Wanna play Scrabble w/me on FB then?
M: Oh cheesy cheese….how I love thee like my knees…Good on salads and chili dogs too…from blue, cheddar, and even fomunda I’m told…Cheese oh cheesy cheese…please never go away oh pretty please…
K (LOL-ing literally): O my stars!!!! Now I just adore u!! shhhhh don’t tell any1 tho! That. Was. Unbelievably. Awesome. !! U sooo rock!
M: I know lol I’m a true poet
K: u R!! what ru trying 2do 2me here?! Better keep those skillz on the DL pal..Girls dig guys w/skillz u know…
M: yeah I have computer hacking skills, numchuck skills…
I know this is all incredibly CHEESY (what can I say?? I’m a TOTAL nerd on the inside. No, really, I am!)….hahah..no “cheese” pun intended..but this is like the FIFTH time this guy has caught me off guard and surprised me by sending a text which made me laugh so hard that some sort of beverage came ungracefully spewing from my nose. I am a sucker for a man who can make me laugh…and particularly so when it seems to require such little effort on his part.
Hmm….I probably was a little too “forth right” here in implying directly to him that he is my favorite, but I really don’t play the dating game well (at all, really…) and my STARS…if this guy turns out to be attractive as well…. Uhhhh…ohhhhh… Spaghetti-O’s….
Yup…this one is my absolute favorite by FAR so far…. Wonder if we’ll ever actually meet? …Wonder if he’s as cute in person? Ahhhh..who cares…I’m SO smiling right now:-)