Mr. F.: did u make it home ok?
K:I did…was just pulling n garage when ur text came in..hadda pee..red bull makes me hafta pee!! I think ima little tipsy…hehe:) (totally TMI..seriously after watching me stumble around like LL on St. Pat’s Day (thx Miki for that one btw!!) did I really somehow think he was interested on the effects Red bull has on my bladder??!?)
Mr F.: well good thing u didn’t get pulled over then tipsy one
K: Sooooo good:):) …glad ur home safely too!
K (sent next day): Thx for meeting me last night…nothing was wrong w/my shoe btw…I think it was just clumsiness from takin allergy meds and then drinkin…gosh!
Mr. F: Really???? So it was the same leg/foot each time?
K: yup I really thought my shoe was torn or something..but nope..was just me…just that leg/foot..WEIRD…I’m not usually THAT clumsy…geesh..hehe…
Mr F: Riiiiiiiiiiight…
K: LOL…I’m clumsy sometimes yup…but THAT clumsy?? Nahhh…not even *I* am THAT clumsy usually..or maybe..? hmmm…. ??J
Awwww…he really is such a sweet guy and a great catch!! I hope some precious, sweet girl who knows how to walk and act right, snatches him up soon into blissfully mutual happiness… He’s just a true gem!
If I were him under these circumstances, no matter what he texted me, I would respond with “So have you learned to walk yet?”
-Hey, what’s up today?
-So, have you learned to walk yet?
-how was your weekend?
-have u learned to walk yet?
-I’m fixing fajitas for dinner
-really? U r amazing! …So have u learned to walk yet?