We wrap up the date nicely, dancing with my new BFF and her husband. I’ve had a few drinks and I’m grateful when he offers to drive me home. We arrive to my house and decide to go swimming. No, he doesn’t have his trunks, but no worries… I’m okay with him swimming in his boxers. We swim awhile, make out a little in the pool. Now this to me starts to feel a little like one of those highly overrated soft-porn scenes from a rated-R movie that brings adolescent boys back to see the same movie again and again, but I’m going with it… Hell, at least he’s not you-know-who…
- Too good to be true…or simply a blessed gift of sorts?
- Soul searching…and spinning…
- Kindly define “slut”, please? (emphasis on KINDLY)
- Superstar vs. I think I feel a headache coming on…
- 2011 in review
- Watereach: the newest, most succulently indecisive fruit-on-the-fence
- Crazy Psycho Stalker Bitches UNITE
- It’s an upset!
- Beyond cookies, odd coincidence or Fleetwood Mac
- Screaming uncle or simple abuse of the “said red”?
- Challenging the very idea of perfection
- Uhh Cupid, we have a problem!
- A post totally unrelated to dating, debauchery or humor…a tragic lesson in listening.
- FB aka SNWMD (social networking weapon of mass destruction)
- Does The Code even exist anymore? Okay, did it ever?
- Yeah, I stirred the moral gravy pot…and got a little creepy on my shirt…
- Hot Stranger Boys, Cliché’s, and those confounding timeless questions of life
- Screams of an highly imaginative guilty conscience
- Excuse me, is that a temptation band on your other hand?
- Homeless by design of the Rat Bastard
- Pregnant pause vs. the awkward silence
- Confessions from my sleazy side
- Make out or Macrame’…hmmmm…
- Cupid, please protect me from the bodily fluids?
- Prison matters and obligatory BJ’s
- Heavy footprints of love and hate
- Zeppelin, HD1-2, and head-spinning madness
- Part II: Or how my state of bliss was interrupted in spite of my BEST efforts…OMG!
- About me: Why I’m blissfully ignorant(Part I)
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